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Shane Dawson, S-Deezy and Shanaynay


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Ned is a popular character in Shane Dawson's videos and is often suicidal.



He is usually portrayed as nerdy, weird, and somewhat girlish. Ned is possibly best known for his appearance in Shane's videos, "Sexy Truth or Dare" and "Nerd Sex Tips," but he has appeared in other videos. Particularly in "Does Size Matter," where he and S-Deezy, upon discovering Shane and Shanaynay's engagement, kidnapped and held Shane captive. Shane has yet to make a sequel. In "Sexy Truth or Dare," it is revealed he has a small penis. But in another video, Shane sees Ned's penis and remarks at how large it is, "like a baby's arm." Ned has a strange and disturbing attraction to his sister, making comments such as "she's hot" and "she's got big tits." He also views pornography, shown in "Does Size Matter," saying at one point "I could do that." Though he is portrayed as a nerd, he doesn't say nerdish things very often. In fact, he seems to be similar to Shane in intelligence, unlike Shanaynay and S-Deezy. He reveals in "Sexy Truth or Dare" that he indeed has a girlfriend, and shows his friends a picture of her. Though she isn't very attractive, Shanaynay tries to be polite and says "she kinda looks like Gwen Stefani, you know? I mean, if you close one eye and squint really hard with the other so you can't see shit." Ned's girlfriend never actually makes an appearance in Shane's videos. Ned was also the main character in Shane's video spoof of Lady GaGa's music video for "Telephone," where he and a group of other guys have a party and ignore their girlfriends' constant calling. He also appears in another one of Shane's Lady GaGa music video called "Bad Bromance", where he is constantly annoyed by one of his guy friends because he spends way too much time with him and scares off Ned's dates.


Ned has a nerdy appearance he has glasses with a white shirt and a black tie and black trousers with straps on.


Ned has a sister who he said he would date because she is "hot".


Ned had one girlfriend, but she cheated on him he found out when he watched her through a camera in her room she was having sex. But mostly every other girl finds him repulsive.